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Games: Alien Invasion!
Created by: chrisdk

6/16/16 @ 11:19am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

I found this on another forum, but I'll relax the story and meddle with the rules a lot, since I find games most fun that have a next/previous poster element :).

An Alien race has come to Earth and they are invading your personal space! You think they should be put under quarantine and get a health check before they can get that hug or kiss on the cheek they seem to aim for ...
They come wobbling towards you and you can hardly think. The poster above you hands you a random object ...
What are you gonna do with that to avoid a slimy smooch? :)

The poster above you grabs the first random object (s)he sees and tosses it to you.
You can use this object either in an offensive or a defensive way.
How - if so - did you stop or distract the Alien with it?
Grab the next object to help out the next poster.

Examples:
A: I grabbed a book and hand it to you!
B: I hand the book to the Alien before it reaches me ... it can't read, but it seems to like the pictures and has forgotten about me.

I hand you my headphones.
C: I throw them and hit the Alien's head. It's knocked out!

I hand you the rug from the floor!

D: I throw it over the Alien and it's completely desoriented.

Who wants to play :)?

I have this apple left from lunch ...
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Created by: lickau

6/16/16 @ 9:49pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

I shoved the apple in the alien's mouth and it can't kiss now .
I Hand a bottle of Tequila
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Created by: chrisdk

6/17/16 @ 12:52am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

I start drinking with the Alien as a welcome gift. In the end, we're both drunk and arm in arm and babble in a language only the two of us understand :).

I hand you this flower pot.
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Created by: lickau

6/17/16 @ 10:04pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

I hit the alien on its head with the flower pot .
I hand you fresh chocolate covered ears of corn
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Created by: chrisdk

6/19/16 @ 8:56am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

I give one to the Alien and eat one myself to show it's edible. The Alien nibbles on it. Apparently its body temperature is so high that the corn starts popping. The Alien is delighted and hugs me anyway. :drinkup
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Created by: lickau

6/20/16 @ 3:55pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

I used the popcorn and tossed it in the air as a distraction to run away .

I handed a case of rOOtbeer :drinkup
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Created by: chrisdk

6/21/16 @ 10:50am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

I shake the rootbeer and shake it and shake it and open it just in time to purr it all over the Alien. Now it's licking itself ...

I hand you a football :).
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Created by: lickau

6/21/16 @ 10:36pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

I threw the football straight up in the air over the Alien and it fell down into the Alien's mouth .
I hand a Hoola Hoop .
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Created by: chrisdk

6/22/16 @ 1:00am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

I am hoola-hooping like crazy to keep the Alien out of range ... it runs in circles around me.

I hand you tickets to the cinema.
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Created by: lickau

6/22/16 @ 5:18pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

Gave the tickets to the Alien who ate them .

I hand a taser
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Created by: chrisdk

6/23/16 @ 9:35am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

I use the taser on the Alien and it just giggles with laugther. It returns the favor and I am still shaking from being zapped.
I hand you a dictionary.
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Created by: lickau

6/23/16 @ 4:30pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

I read 1000 pages from the dictionary and the Alien starts writing a book .

I hand a bottle of sleeping pills .
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Created by: chrisdk

6/23/16 @ 5:38pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

I want to give them to the Alien but I can't get around the chjld-proof lock on time :( ... I get a slimy hug and when it's over, I take the pills myself ...

I hand you a photo camera.
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Created by: lickau

6/26/16 @ 12:55am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

I kept clicking the camera and the flash blinded the Alien .
I hand a pitcher of cold ice lemonade
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Created by: chrisdk

6/26/16 @ 1:02pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

The jug is so cold and wet that I let it slip and it crashes on the floor, spilling the lemonande. The Alien slips and slides and falls onto its back. Now it can't get up again.

I hand you a feather boa.
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Created by: lickau

6/28/16 @ 7:51pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

I wrap feather boa around the alien's face and neck so it can't see or move .

I hand an air compressor .
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Created by: chrisdk

6/29/16 @ 2:32am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

I use the air compressor to blow shots of air to the Alien. It was blown away. Literally.

I hand you the slides for my presentation with my boss. [I needs those back, lol.]
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Created by: lickau

7/6/16 @ 3:55pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

I fed the slide presentation to the Alien - the Alien was looking for a place to use the bathroom :evil

I hand French Toast with HOT syrup on them .
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Created by: chrisdk

7/7/16 @ 2:04am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

I offer it to the Alien, it smells good, but is so hot. It starts to blow and is still doing so.

I hand you a vacuum cleaner.
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Created by: lickau

7/9/16 @ 12:38am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

I turned vacuum on and the Alien used it to dust his spaceship .

I hand you 2 sets of boxing gloves
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